Posts tagged lol
Writing on the Window
Breathing on the Glass
What I found on a walk we took yesterday.
I was sipping water when I saw this and almost spit out.
I love the internet.
You’re not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams.
(Source: therealladyluck, via dishyart)
This is so true, especially concerning Eric. Bastard snoring.
This made me ugly laugh.
Those are the cutest little planets. Poor little Pluto didn’t get an invite apparently.
(via llamak93)
I have to try this.
I married a funny guy.
The only thing different about Evie is her good hygiene and how she’s not afraid of doctors. Otherwise, it’s dead on!
Bob Ross crochet? Perfection.
Self-Help Advice from a Two Year Old
I was going to write my favorite one here but they’re all too funny to choose.
your vagina is a self-cleansing muscular tract
with over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act
in fact, 6.5 inches from side to side
and a pH-value of 4.5
what.
I love laughing in the morning.
We are so meant to be friends. That’s exactly what I would have said. Eric walks around threatening people in my name with stabbiness. “Be careful. She’ll cut you.” That’s what he tells people. Of course, I wouldn’t…. I don’t think. lol
There’s only one person in the world that would have the audacity to say something like that and I’m not worried about it. She hasn’t seen Evie in over a year, which isn’t long enough in my opinion.
