December 2010
AutismSucks: I need to learn to photoshop →
autismsucks:
I need a picture of the following items place on top of someone specifics head
a babushka
a nurses hat
a viking hat complete with horns and fake braids
a sombrero
a baseball cap
a little house on the prairie hat
a cat in the hat hat
a queens crown hat
a top hat
a fedora
a bowler
a…
I have a copy of photoshop CS I could send you, as long as you send it back...
On poop.
dearcoketalk:
Why the fuck do some sexist, misogynist men and self loathing women think by any stretch of logic that women don’t poop?
Ugly girls poop, but pretty girl poop is a myth. Only eighties music and rainbow sherbet comes out of our butts.
(Chill out, stinky. This kind of ridiculousness deserves to be laughed at. You need to have a sense of humor, otherwise when real sexism and...
4 tags
Hey Kyle! Nice new backpack!
“Self-loathing is not a fucking character-builder. It doesn’t make you stronger....”
– Jane, Casual Blasphemies
(via bear-bones: fight-war-not-wars: negativepunxvxpts: ihatethismess: katharsis6: pluseyes: curvesahead: lipsbetweenthehips: myhappyfat: fuckyeahfatpositive: tangledupinlace)
(via heyfatchick)
(via beutifulmagazine)
(via beauty-is-perception)
(via the-real-emilie)
autismsucks:
nyfishergirl:
autismsucks:
nyfishergirl:
starryfeet replied to your post: What?? WHAT??!!!! I have NO SNOW??!!
You can come down and take some of mine.
Where ARE you???
I have like 6 inches!
What??!!! We’re only like 30 minutes apart!!! I’m even TICKED-ER!!! :/
Albany and Clifton park have like a foot!
Are we talking total of what’s on the ground, or what...
Welp,
My mom, dad, brother, mother-in-law, sister-in-law and the three of us (me, Evie and Eric) had a really nice christmas morning! We all opened presents and Evie got an abundance of littlest pet sho, toys, and other crap with tiny pieces than I’m sure will be lost by tomorrow.
Sadly, after everyone left, Eric realized some of his pain killers for his back were missing and there’s only...
deezillah-deactivated20111127-d asked: well Santa and I had some beer and cookies, so it's all gravy!
I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!
:D
I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!
:D
deezillah-deactivated20111127-d asked: well Santa and I had some beer and cookies, so it's all gravy!
I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!
:D
I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!
:D
Merry Christmas tumblr buddies!
:)
The Bloggess, and all her followers are amazing.
“Hahaha you idiot. You audacious asshole. You want to get up now? Sure. Try. Just...”
– my body every single morning this week when I’ve tried to wake up (via drinkyourjuice)
ditto.
Also?
What the fuck Sarah McLachlan and every other charity ever?! Why do you want me to feel sad this time of year? I do not want to be reminded about all the abandoned animals and starving children that need homes right before Christmas just so you can squeeze a few bucks out of me. You’re using the holiday season wrong. You shouldn’t be guilting people into sending you money. I understand...
Stupid Car Insurance Commercials.
I’m sick of hearing that the ‘average person that switched saved $XXX” because, guess what? Of course everyone that switched saved money. You wouldn’t switch just to pay more! Plus, no one is going to go through the hassle of that shit just to save $20, so the people switching would obviously be saving a substantial amount of money.
Why do all these big companies assume...
reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
I miss the days
Of drinking and drugs and debauchery. I never had time to be depressed because there was always a party waiting for me. Now, everyone I know has gotten too old, married, had kids or got bored of it all.
But if you ask them, they miss it too.
I go back to school next fall and I’m going to feel like the odd one out because I’ll be 27 then. I have a husband and a child. I’ll...
I just want to be left alone for a little while...
but in order to do that I have to leave the house and I’m pretty sure I’m too lazy (and afraid of the cold) to do that.
hideous-car-wreck asked: I totally agree. live in the moment is actually my motto haha. I'm just in a weird "misery blog" mood, I'm in a good mood (except having to clean the kitchen, royal icing kicked my butt last night but produced a nice result)
hideous-car-wreck asked: I totally agree. live in the moment is actually my motto haha. I'm just in a weird "misery blog" mood, I'm in a good mood (except having to clean the kitchen, royal icing kicked my butt last night but produced a nice result)
1000th post!
It only took me 3 years to get there!
Oh hello
thumb that has a giant split in it from the cold! This is my first time meeting you, and I’m already trying to figure out how to make you go away. Any tips would be much appreciated as I have no band-aids because my daughter thinks they’re stickers. I guess that’s our fault for buying Spongebob ones.
You’re also making it increasingly difficult to peel the actual stickers...
Evie + a pile of glitter = one happy girl.
I don’t see why people hate kids with glitter so much. It’s better than something sticky and I don’t have to wipe it up. I just have to vacuum, and I was going to do that anyway due to the goldfish crackers smashed into the ground.
3 tags
It's cool if I main-line coffee, right?
Because Evie decided she was afraid of something last night and didn’t let anyone sleep until 6 am. I get very confused when I’m tired.
Also… I’m sick of all these Nelly prefixes. I do not enjoy Nosey Nelly, Nervous Nelly, Whoa Nelly and the like. When did my name became a catch all for your screwed up issues? Putting my name at the end of it doesn’t make it cute.
...
AutismSucks: sasstacular: Wait so you are telling... →
sasstacular:
Wait so you are telling me your are offended because people are aware that not everyone is a Christian and therefore “Merry Christmas” isn’t the appropriate comment to make to someone so they say “Happy Holidays”? It is the holiday season. Not Christmas season.
My…
The year I was pregnant with Evie, I worked at Dave’s Christmas Wonderland. It was an awesome job, but...
Ehhhh
I answered the phone when my dad called… I’ve been on the phone for a half hour already. I hate talking on the phone and this conversation is just going in circles.
Is there a way to search just the instant view...
Also, they need more of these.
I'm intolerant of intolerance.
autismsucks:
skillzmcfly:
If Eric doesn’t care if our house is clean then I’m going to stop caring. Maybe if I stop cleaning up his mess, he’ll start?
It does not work. I tried.. my hubby is the same way
So this is my equivalent of pushing the boulder up the hill just to have it slide back down again? I better get started on that laundry then. ehhhh.
4 tags
bringtheruckuss: i have an art degree... →
bringtheruckuss:
which means i wasn’t thinking about money when i started school, i was thinking about doing what was fun and easy and avoiding math classes at all costs. but that leaves me with an art degree. art. not graphic design or anything specific. just art. plain old art. not that i’m complaining. i’m…
Buffalo, NY has a huge art scene (I went for art too), with a lot of...
If Eric doesn’t care if our house is clean then I’m going to stop caring. Maybe if I stop cleaning up his mess, he’ll start?
I'm super addicted to Netflix.
Like, this is seriously going to become a problem. Eric fell asleep on the couch last night, and I couldn’t get him into bed so I put the laptop next to me and fell asleep watching Season 3 of Bones.
I’m sleeping with my computer instead of my husband.
At least my computer doesn’t snore.
I caved and got Netflix.
And it’s amazing. I’m a dumb-ass for waiting.
Yay!
5 tags
If you live in the Buffalo area...
And have Time Warner cable, go to channel 1001 and choose the Friends and Family tab, and watch “A Year of Evie”. I made it a couple days ago, and it made me cry.
Also, how cool is it that my little photo show movie thing is On Demand?!
I dont know if my movie is available in other areas, but if you happen to see it, let me know!
My little girl is getting so big. :(
I have run out of things to do on the internet...
What's the difference between bacteria and USA?
autismsucks:
dougstumblr:
If you leave bacteria alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
wow….dirty look to you
That’s pretty funny actually… lol